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I-I don't think--

Fuck. Fuck.

FUCK.

NOBODY COME NEAR THE BATHROOM. OH GOD.

[[ooc; AUDREY MADE ME DO IT. >.> Ichigo was, er... having some personal time in the bathroom and thinking of Rukia pritty laydeez when he lol accidentally turned himself into a girl with his new magic powerz. SAY HELLOOOO TO ICHIGIRL. >:D He's hot too. If you like ( Read more... )

What the--

[ a wet cough, labored breathing, other various "I'm in serious pain" noises ]

Sh-Shit. Gr--I remem--

[ thump ]

[[ooc; So. You know how Ichigo is a pincushion? Yeah. But instead of opening up all his wounds at once -- which would mean INSTANT DEATH -- I'll just be opening them up one at a time. :D First up? Grand Fisher.]]

( Not IC cut. Probably semi-nsfw. )

It's weird, I feel--

I'm just gonna assume there's a curse today, with everybody acting like retards, Renji. We were due for one, anyway, so the deities can get their jollies, I guess.

Try not to do anything too stupid, guys. Looking at you, Renji.

Oi, Rukia. Need to see talk to you.

[[ooc; Role reverse'd with Rukia. GUESS WHO FINALLY GETS TO ( Read more... )

How the fuck d'you get a dog to stop licking you?!

What the hell could--

... Fucking great.

[[ooc; ... Strawberry. :D]]

Eh--

Hm, looks I'm in the other City.

[[ooc; What's the opposite of Ichigo? You'll see. >:D]]

Okay, so once you're in, how the hell d'you get back out again?

If anyone was SURE of that don't you think they would have SAID something by now? [ LISTEN REALLLLLL CLOSE and you can hear eyes roll ]

I'm just asking! How else d'you think we're getting out of here?

[ the distinct sound of someone being kicked very hard ]

Rukia!

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EVERYONE SHUT UP STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS FJDSKLJFKLDSJFKLDSJ

SHUT UP.

[[ooc; Cursed like a bitch. >:D]]